# 3

As persuasive as sleep

truth is funnier than fiction 1.3

Turns out, Orkut has a sense of humor too. We didn't doubt them on it completely though, if you remember the "Bad Bad Server, No donuts..." message that was supposed to tickle out your frustration at the page not opening even on the 23rd click of the 'Reload' button; however going to lengths like this - spelling the visitors' names and the Today's Fortune inverted - we never expected that. Heres the proof below.


Indeed my mind is most certainly creative, original and 'alert'. Almost made me think, I had some weird Spaniard / French guy hacking my profile, for a moment there.

truth is funnier than fiction 1.2

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied -

"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

# 2

It is but God's greatest miracle on earth that half the population of Calcutta does not die everyday in road accidents.

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# 1

Shouldn't W be 'double-V' ?!