# 3

As persuasive as sleep

truth is funnier than fiction 1.3

Turns out, Orkut has a sense of humor too. We didn't doubt them on it completely though, if you remember the "Bad Bad Server, No donuts..." message that was supposed to tickle out your frustration at the page not opening even on the 23rd click of the 'Reload' button; however going to lengths like this - spelling the visitors' names and the Today's Fortune inverted - we never expected that. Heres the proof below.


Indeed my mind is most certainly creative, original and 'alert'. Almost made me think, I had some weird Spaniard / French guy hacking my profile, for a moment there.

truth is funnier than fiction 1.2

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied -

"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

# 2

It is but God's greatest miracle on earth that half the population of Calcutta does not die everyday in road accidents.

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# 1

Shouldn't W be 'double-V' ?!

Haiku attempt #2

Also then, God and I
only used to start with letters capital.
Now, I am alone god.

For those who have no inkling of what the above is, may I be immodest enough to suggest to check out haiku attempt#1.

arbit thought #24

What's with me today? Never thought would ever have the tempo to do back-2-backs.

Something's gotten me
Something there is that......

Ok! Let me stop right here; Don't know what's with all this poetic crap (read the post below); I mean I do appreciate poetry and poetists (now there, I don't have the poetic license right!), but never thought it would my cup of Black Coffee (I don't T). So it was kind of strange that I got lulled away. Perhaps it was the frustness as I've mentioned in the footnote, or perhaps, more in the hind consciousness, it was the effort to put the idea - of the huge distance between thought and action - across in a more subtle manner , to make the reader - including myself - feel more intellectual and hence appreciate it better.

However. Whatever. Anyways. Haven't got any more of these 'brain-cache-memory-flushing' words; with the baggage of the last post atop, it really feels inappropriate to put down another of those arbit thoughts.This is the part whee I decide to strike out the caption. #24 tera number aayega, zaroor aayega!

So I guess that'll be it for now. I'll wonder a little more as I do.
SEE, it still hasn't left me!

arbit thought #25

Every time.
Every time my ship wrecks in the tumultuous waters.
O the unending miles, you make me weary before I start
As I leave the Harbor of Thought.
O the unfathomable firmament, wretched is your enchantment
I lose the way as you sweet talk.

I want to be no poet.
I want to be no Hemingway.
I want to be no drifter.
I want to reach Port Action.

Perhaps I must have a stronger boat.
Perhaps I must have more moons.
Perhaps I must have a new route.
Perhaps I must have a better I.

Wonder as I do
Will this all be that's it!
Wonder as I do.
And Wonder as I yet do.

Okay, turned into something resembling like those things that those people write....
wasn't intentional; wrong time, Mood Grey.

arbit thought #23

Girls!....
And the really, truly, genuinely, verily pretty ones I mean
They seem so unachievable...
..so kinda outta your league

And then..
Their boyfriends come along.