Chuck Norris vs Rajni Kanth

Chuck Norris	Our own... Rajni Kanth Sir!
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.	Our Rajni Kanth Sir was the one who invented this tag line so that he could trick Chuck Norris into eating just one and have the rest of the packet himself!
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.	Our dear Rajni Kanth Sir had taken an oath four years ago at the Tirumala Tirupati Balaji Temple never to sneeze again - obviously he can control his sneezes - after a particularly devastating tsunami happened off the east coast of India some hundred miles from Madras.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded pistol and won.	Our own Rajni Kanth Sir did the same thing, except with a Kalashnikov which broke down after the first shot, after he spat back the bullet (from in-between his teeth) on to the rifle.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.	How do you think all dinosaurs disappeared one fine day and the horses began inhabiting the earth in the first place?
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.	Transmission by electrical signals? Naah! Remember that respected Rajni Kanth Sir can run faster than the speed of electricity. So at times like these, he takes out his specially made shades - a gift from NASA in 1993 as a mark of appreciation for successful completion of one of his less than mundane assignments; something to do with changing the trajectory of meteor Schumacher-Levy 9 to avoid collision with earth - and wears them in his trademark style. These shades are actually miniature artificial black holes. They cause a tear in the space-time continuum and suck in all energy into it (including the audio-visual components) and thus bring the message in the wysiwyg (what you see is what you get) form right to his eyes in less than a nano-second. Whoaaa!

And as if this was not enough, one can always say [F-word] Norris, but no one can make fun of our beloved Rajni Kanth Sir Ji's name. Always remember nobody messes with HIM. Long live Rajni Kanth Sir Ji.


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#9

I like barbers who don't mistake your head for a rubix cube while they go about their business, and shorten only the hair, not the self-esteem.

#8

There's many a slip 'twixt the lip and a lip

#7

Caught between Ambition and Ataraxia

Haiku attempt #3

This ones for the Department, and the years spent with it, in it.

Rainy, monsoon, afternoon
Dep foyer; perched atop the boundary wall
leaning against the pillar, I gaze.

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#6

The problem with modern times is that the devils don't wear their horns on the head.

#5

"Down the Gehenna, or up the Throne, he travels fastest who travels alone." - Joseph Rudyard Kipling